Seinfeld esque lunch Between finch and myself we seem to have a lot
of the seinfeld characteristics covered, ive probably
got some seinfeld / kramer traits and hes probably
got the george / elaine characteristics. Especially
george coz he is unemployed. Which makes
lunches entertaining, and typically wacky. Anyway
he was telling, me how he was buying flowers for
mother's day. Which he has to buy 3 lots, 1 for his
mom, his grandma and his sister. Hes on the parade,
and goes into a flowery or nursery. Bunches of flowers
are $10, which he figures are way too much. He
offers the lady, 3 bunches for $20. She says no,'
so he says he will go somewhere else. She says $28.
He says he wont go over $21. She offers $25. Eventually
get down to $23, and then he says bugger it, i dont
want your flowers and walks out. He walks a few
hundred metres down the road, and there is an
italian lady selling the same flowers for $5 a bunch.
He buys 3, finds $12 in his pocket. She says $12 is
fine and everyone is happy. Then whilst driving
up the parade he sees the other lady standing out
the store, and he grabs the flowers winds downs
the window and starts shaking the flower at the lady.
She shakes her fist back at him, actual fist shaking
by an older lady. He accidentally dropped a single
flower out the car whilst shaking, which his mum was
curious as to why one was broken
off, ha.
I can picture it now, so immature its gold !  ¶ 6:58 PM